tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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when am I going to stop being sick

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

perfect

perfect

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keviinmeow:

illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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